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ayries | lgbtlaughs | anneime | oneprairieoutpost:

wow you’re so special do you want a fucking cookie

i got them a cookie

they sort earned this

[image: a plain cookie iced in white with the words: “meets minimum standards of decent human”]

Reblogging just for the cookie response. Because protip: you don’t get special praise for not being a douchebag.

oh my god that cookie lmaoooo

omfg that cookie asdjkhxkcv 

Conclusions that can be drawn from this post and its reblogs:

Things you don’t get points for:

  • Being a basic level of human.

Things you do get points for:

  • Witty cookies.

(Source: aarontakesontheworld, via zducifer)