October 2010
5 posts
I feel like this isn't the last of these you guys...
“These” being the “I’m sorry I’m never here” posts in which I apologize for never being here and then proceed to give you an update on my life.
Here’s the apology: I’M SORRY!!
Here’s the update: Apparently the cute boy into whose pants I’ve been trying to get who I asked out the other day is unsure about his feelings for me. It’s...
So I haven't been around much lately
And for the surely-horrific chasm in your daily dose of hilarity and pure intellectual wit, I am truly sorry.
But really, guys, college makes you really damn busy. All your new friends are within five minutes of you pretty much 24/7, there’s no shortage of events, and OH YEAH, there’s a lot of work to be done.
And I may have forgotten to mention the part where attempting to get into...
Haiku of The Day*:
I cannot be coy,
Just an orange fish in an
Artificial pond.
—by Yours Truly
*There will probably only be one of these.