January 2012
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“The Wikipedia blackout presents a horrifying picture of a world with no...”
– Andy Daglas (via kateoplis)
Quote of the night. (via shortformblog)
August 2011
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I'm flying back to college day after tomorrow
My mother is going to be THE MOST CLINGY tomorrow.
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Things I learned past midnight tonight:
My computer is not hooked up to my family printer.
My mother’s computer (which is networked in) isn’t locked, even though it says it is.
The UPS website is, ironically, good at everything except addresses.
I hate having to re-type my address. Especially when I have to re-type it five times.
There’s a certain kind of bliss that can only come from the sound of shipping labels...
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My day:
8:45 Dermatologist
11:30 Chiropractor
1:30 First and last tech rehearsal for tomorrow’s show.
I’m an old white person who does technical theater, this is my life.
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You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash,...
instead of being a greedy little fuck
how about i give my parents 1.5$ each so that i owe them 48.5$ each 48.5+48.5=97
The trick here is that last addition. Let me explain.
What the riddle adds is this:
what you owe your mother + what you owe your father + what you have
What you should add is what everyone doesn’t have, relative to what they had before. That is to say, what...
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“I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and...”
– Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X (1925 - 1965)
I just found pictures from when I used to look...
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Dude, that shit sits on the high court for the King of the Douches in the land of Not Cool Bro.
I was trying to search "sexuality" and this...
and the zoom view:
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tallandignorantservants replied to your post: There was this really cute girl at one of my university’s prospective student weekends.
Alanna: putting the ‘sensual’ into ‘consensual intimacy’.
Just doing what I do best. ^_^
There was this really cute girl at one of my...
I didn’t know any more than her first name and that she might have gotten in, but I just found her on facebook.
She’s starting in the Fall.
I am so going to consensually hit that.
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I watched the first two episodes of Buffy with my...
Giles reminds her of a guy she used to have a crush on.
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Things that piss me off:
The LAP-BAND phone number, 1-800-GET-THIN.
Get thin? But the LAP-BAND, which involves a fairly major surgery, isn’t for people who want to slim down for bikini season or fit into those super sexy skinny jeans they wore in high school. It’s for people who are dangerously obese and need to take drastic measures to return to a weight at which they can be healthy. It definitely should not...
If anyone in the LA area isn't doing anything this...
You should come by the Eagle Rock Plaza! Pridey things are afoot from 2-5pm.
I'm sitting at my desk
wearing this dress:
and accuweather just showed me this advertisement:
Sometimes I think the internet is watching me.
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weesleyisourking replied to your post: So I finished watching Buffy last night
Basically. The sixth season brought me down so hard… it’s what took me a year to finish the show.
Yeah, about halfway through the sixth season I was thinking I should just stop watching. But I did anyway (I haven’t got a hell of a lot else to do) and the seventh was a lot less of a downer, thankfully.
So I finished watching Buffy last night
Overall, a very good show, good conclusion, but the sixth season was too depressing.
July 2011
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Reblog if you're straight and don't mind if...
roxanneritchi:
ayries | lgbtlaughs | anneime | oneprairieoutpost:
wow you’re so special do you want a fucking cookie
i got them a cookie
they sort earned this
[image: a plain cookie iced in white with the words: “meets minimum standards of decent human”]
Reblogging just for the cookie response. Because protip: you don’t get special praise for not being a douchebag.
oh my god that...
Buffy musical, LAWL.
I love you, Joss.
I was just sold peaches by an impossibly cute boy...
When I got home, my parents were telling me I should have batted my eyelashes and asked him to teach me about fruit.
Went to a Youth Pride recently,
wore an awesome temporary tattoo:
made some cool shit with Ian:
and met some cool people!:
*met some cool people with hair in my face:
cynicalmustache replied to your post: I just saw an ad on Hulu
i think they were more trying to catch the attention of people who still, for some crazy reason, consider HIV/AIDS to be a “gay disease”. it’s like, hey, ladies got that shit too.
You’re probably right, it just seems weird and makes me uncomfortable.
I just saw an ad on Hulu
That said that of people with HIV/AIDS, women are the largest heterosexual affected group.
And I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that. I mean, I’m all for trying to help affected women and for trying to stop people from becoming affected, but the ad still plays off the idea that it’s a homosexual disease or that homosexuals don’t count in the statistics.The ad still...
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He's just a fast-food knight.: Nuts and Bolts:... →
writingadvice:
by Chuck Palahniuk
In six seconds, you’ll hate me. But in six months, you’ll be a better writer.
From this point forward—at least for the next half year—you may not use “thought” verbs. These include: Thinks, Knows, Understands, Realizes, Believes, Wants, Remembers,…
