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The Wikipedia blackout presents a horrifying picture of a world with no knowledge. So does the Fox News website, which is running normally.

— 

Andy Daglas (via kateoplis)

Quote of the night.  (via shortformblog)

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amandaexmachina:

clutterhead:

tashi-eliza:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

 My God, it just proves that even the person who has one of the most serious jobs in the world, can still have a sense of humour.

I will never not reblog this.

Fucking epic Obama

Reblogging again for the epicness.

There are times when I really hate being an American citizen and then I remember that David Cameron will never be this funny.

My new favorite moment in US history.

(Source: christophernolans, via foucaultisourking)

sexhair:

YES!

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thedailywhat:

Follow Up of the Day: According to a statement released by Amy Winehouse’s family, toxicology tests indicate the singer had no illegal drugs in her system at the time of her death.

While alcohol was present, the statement says it is too early to determine if it contributed to her untimely demise.

“The family would like to thank the police and coroner for their continuing thorough investigations and for keeping them informed throughout the process,” Family spokesperson Chris Goodman is quoted as saying. “They await the outcome of the inquest in October.”

[tmz.]

That doesn’t mean she didn’t die of addiction. Granted, alcohol is the only drug for which the withdrawals have ever been documented to be fatal, but complications from almost any other drug addiction can be fatal as well. When 27-year-olds die suddenly like this, it’s because they had a serious heath problem and Amy Winehouse’s serious health problem was addiction.

This is an incredibly sad story and I think it would be an insult to her memory and to the kind of impact she had to deny the cause of her death.

I’m flying back to college day after tomorrow

My mother is going to be THE MOST CLINGY tomorrow.

xavieralexay:

isitscary:

moogling:

blackfashion:

she can’t be serious.

delete your existence tbqh

i wanted to be like the martin luther king for white people and you posting my pictures is like when black people got civil rights

lmao

She has a dream. She has a dream of being judged, not by the color of her skin, but by the content of her character. Which is good, because if we were judging her on her ability to not make an ass of herself, she’d be so screwed.

Things I learned past midnight tonight:

• My computer is not hooked up to my family printer.
• My mother’s computer (which is networked in) isn’t locked, even though it says it is.
• The UPS website is, ironically, good at everything except addresses.
• I hate having to re-type my address. Especially when I have to re-type it five times.
• There’s a certain kind of bliss that can only come from the sound of shipping labels printing.
• Packing tape makes a lot more noise that you’d think.
• If you live in a very small condo with neighbors on two sides, you probably shouldn’t be making a lot of noise past midnight.
• Going back to college is a lot of work.

Ain’t No Sunshine - Bill Withers

My day:

8:45  Dermatologist

11:30  Chiropractor

1:30 First and last tech rehearsal for tomorrow’s show.

I’m an old white person who does technical theater, this is my life.

-kurwa:

smilealltheywant:

omg

oh no

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The sooner you’re ready, the sooner we’ll leave..

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You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?

instead of being a greedy little fuck

how about i give my parents 
1.5$ each so that i owe them 48.5$ each
48.5+48.5=97 

The trick here is that last addition. Let me explain.

What the riddle adds is this:

what you owe your mother + what you owe your father + what you have

What you should add is what everyone doesn’t have, relative to what they had before. That is to say, what everyone lost in the transaction. Your mother lost $50 to begin with, but got $1 back, so all told she lost $49. The same goes for your father. You had $0 to begin with and gained $1, so you lost -$1. (The general rule is that the sum of losses and gains equals the original amount. -$1 + $1 = $0)

So add up what everyone lost:

$49 + $49 -$1 = $97

So the entire cost of the shirt is accounted for.

(Source: thesummernights, via youcouldfuckingkissme)

Ellen scaring Taylor Swift

This made me lawl for several minutes.

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