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I like stuff. This is a place you might look if you wanted to know what kind of stuff.

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whatshouldwecallme:

This is real. My girlfriend can’t turn off the shower correctly. The shower. SHE’S BEEN SHOWERING FOR MORE THAN A DECADE.

mattbors:

Entitled Manchildren Magazine

mattbors:

Entitled Manchildren Magazine

adrianagallinanyc:

something published from playboy I actually agree with

adrianagallinanyc:

something published from playboy I actually agree with

mattbors:

Your Worst Fear

mattbors:

Your Worst Fear

stfufauxminists:

Ready your hankies ya’ll because here comes #YesAllMen

I have two things to say:

1. I wish I felt bad that unattainable expectations are hard for you.

2. Since when is trophy husband not a socially acceptable career choice?

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

This is a reminder to myself for the next time someone challenges my fear of unknown men.

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

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rambleonamazon:

skysquids:

nerdy-trans-girl:

Screaming!!!!

wow, that is pretty much exactly how an excellent date goes with a cis person.  cis people, this is how to do it - you don’t need to know everything, just be cool.  also…

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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dogsandcatslivingtogether:

Piglet cuddles rabbit
via Wimp.com

dogsandcatslivingtogether:

Piglet cuddles rabbit

via Wimp.com

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cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

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thefrogman:

Art by Rafael Mantesso [instagram]

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